04-09-2019 07:08 PM
Hi @Meowmy Here are some new funny quotes (& pictures) you might like.
Just scroll backwards.
Adge
05-09-2019 12:22 PM
I'll add one. Did you hear about the couple who couldnt tell the difference between vaseline and window sealer? All their windows fell out.
Have a great day everyone.
05-09-2019 12:24 PM
@Denv12
05-09-2019 03:58 PM
06-09-2019 08:52 PM
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
06-09-2019 08:53 PM
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
06-09-2019 08:54 PM
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
06-09-2019 08:55 PM
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
06-09-2019 08:57 PM
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
